Dear Board of Directors of Fake University,
I am writing you today to encourage you to vote for our recent attempt to acquire hologram technology and to incorporate it in ten of our lecture halls. I realize that the $2 million it will cost is a lot to ask of our alumni but I believe we could use this investment as leverage and make sufficient returns in the future that would pay our investors back with substantial interest. Right now all forms of entertainment are evolving to 3-d. The theaters will all soon be 3-D and the home televisions will all soon be 3-D. I challenge you as a board to approve this acquisition and get the funding because we could be one of the first universities to be on the cutting edge. This would increase application by double and would bring much national attention to our university. With this attention we could hold conferences that would bring additional revenue to us as well. I predict that we will make much more in tuition, and state funding for bringing this new technology to our state, than we pay out in acquiring this technology. I encourage you to step out and dream big for our university.
Dean Fake University,
Brian Cook
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