Hello students! This is your dean Brian Cook of Fake University. I am writing you today to inform you of a technological innovation that could ensure that you get the most qualified instruction in the world no matter what class level you are taking. This new technology could allow you to be in a lecture with the number one professor of Economics, Calculus, or Accounting who may live up to 14,000 miles away from you. With this new technology you would be able to interact and ask questions of a professor that may not even be in the same time zone. Your out of class instruction would be delegated to a teachers assistant as normal, but the in class experience would be cutting edge. This technology is holographic technology. Hologram technology is being deployed in many universities, according to www.isc.blog.fairport.org, and only costs around $200,000. Since you students pay such generous tuitions here at Fake University we should be able to update at least ten lecture halls with the hologram teleconference technology. This technology is changing the way Universities are teaching and soon will be changing the way we teach at Fake University. Look for the new technology and tuition hikes next semester. I have attached a couple of videos detailing the ability of hologram technology. Please enjoy.
Go Fakers!
Dean Brian Cook
http://www.musionmedia.co.uk/cisco_day.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcfNC_x0VvE
Friday, February 19, 2010
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That is some amazing technology! Makes me wonder what's next?
ReplyDeleteOK so do I have to wear some special kind of suit or gloves to class now? Maybe imaging dots on my suit then?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments guys. No suit or imaging dots, but a room with many cameras. The sophisticated technology is more on the final end. I am not sure how they project the image but to be the image you are just filmed from many angles.
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